Democracy in Action, DevDave in or out...

[Devastatin Dave]

After reading a thread and seeing a trend I came to the realization that I've have had a negative impact on the Tavern. The fact that even if I say I'm going to leave, I won't because of human nature, but I would be able to leave if my account is deleted. This is a decision that i simply cannot make alone since, well, I'm a pussy. So, I want to have a vote on my fate like I've had on my avatar, my name change, or what have you. I need you guys to look back and remember all of my incidents and i need you guys to decide on whether its worth having me around. I believe this is the best way to decide, a decision of my peers. Thanks for your time... After 1 week I'll look at the result. If its a yes vote to have my account deleted, I'll ask Tosa to hook me up (and you all as well!!).

[Mongoose]

First, you must slay a pheasant. Then you shall determine the weight of it's liver. If the liver is lighter then a feather plucked form the same bird, then you shall live.


J/k

Don't jump! You have so much to post for!

[Adrian II]

I need you guys to decide on whether its worth having me around.

Okay, we love you, you big cuddly excuse for a conservative. Now shoo. Jezus...

[Louis VI the Fat]

Don't be a w****r.

Just stay and please don't try anything silly like trying to behave yourself from now on.

Believe it or not, I do enjoy your posts most of the time...

[Louis VI the Fat]

I voted yes - I meant to vote no

Sorry, I voted to quickly. I thought the question would be 'is it worth having me around'.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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You should be banned for making a poll without the correct option.
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[Devastatin Dave]

I voted yes - I meant to vote no

Sorry, I voted to quickly. I thought the question would be 'is it worth having me around'.

I voted yes as well!!! Half way out the door!!!

[Devastatin Dave]

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You should be banned for making a poll without the correct option.
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Then vote "yes".

[Ser Clegane]

I voted yes - I meant to vote no

Sorry, I voted to quickly. I thought the question would be 'is it worth having me around'.

That reminds me of the 2000 presedential elections in the US

[Devastatin Dave]

That reminds me of the 2000 presedential elections in the US

Looks like me and Georgy has more in common than previously thought!!! Vote Ser, you of ALL people here has got to have an opinion on this!!!

[Ser Clegane]

Vote Ser, you of ALL people here has got to have an opinion on this!!!

I did and I have

[yesdachi]

is that a hanging chad?

[Mouzafphaerre]

Then vote "yes".

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If you ask that politely!
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[Devastatin Dave]

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If you ask that politely!
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pretty please, with sugar on top.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Done!
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[solypsist]

where's the "Gah!" option?

[Devastatin Dave]

where's the "Gah!" option?

No GAH, that would be like me putting Buchanan on the ticket.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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You should be banned for making a poll without the correct option.
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where's the "Gah!" option?

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[master of the puppets]

i would'nt ban you if i was tosa, i'd just have him knock you about to show you whos boss then make you sit in the corner.

[Goofball]

After reading a thread and seeing a trend I came to the realization that I've have had a negative impact on the Tavern. The fact that even if I say I'm going to leave, I won't because of human nature, but I would be able to leave if my account is deleted. This is a decision that i simply cannot make alone since, well, I'm a pussy. So, I want to have a vote on my fate like I've had on my avatar, my name change, or what have you. I need you guys to look back and remember all of my incidents and i need you guys to decide on whether its worth having me around. I believe this is the best way to decide, a decision of my peers. Thanks for your time... After 1 week I'll look at the result. If its a yes vote to have my account deleted, I'll ask Tosa to hook me up (and you all as well!!).

Don't be such a silly little attention-seeking schoolgirl, Dave. It doesn't suit you.

At any rate, I refuse to vote because there is no poll option reading "Let Dave stay if he prances around the Democratic National Convention wearing nothing but tighty-whities and clothes-pins on his nipples while eating chocolate fingers and carrying a sign that says 'I'm Finally Out of the Closet, Who Will Give Me My First Spanking?'"


Edit: spelling error

[Devastatin Dave]

Don't be such a silly little attention-seeking schooldgirl, Dave. It doesn't suit you.

At any rate, I refuse to vote because there is no poll option reading "Let Dave stay if he prances around the Democratic National Convention wearing nothing but tighty-whities and clothes-pins on his nipples while eating chocolate fingers and carrying a sign that says 'I'm Finally Out of the Closet, Who Will Give Me My First Spanking?'"

Would you give me my first spanking big guy?

[Goofball]

Would you give me my first spanking big guy?

You betcha...

[Mongoose]

Am i the only one who dosen't like where this is going?


The only cure is for DevDave to write "Godless S*********" 500 times

[Sigurd]

No...
The "pull my finger" post that you did a while back was the point of salvation in my book.

[LeftEyeNine]

Well, Dear DD, after your narcism thread being very popular here (that was fun, i admit) I'm pretty convinced that you can't stay peaceful without attracting any attention. If you had put another opiton saying "Put a furry puffy bunny in DD's avatar", I'd vote it. So do you think you'll get banned in case the majority says "yes"?

Come on, too much fun makes you feel ill. If you deserved something or caused a general disturbance, you'd already have left or be banned. And simply, I don't like any point of this thread.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I think DD should be bannned. But like a wild duck . With a tracking device so we would always know where he is at.

[Kralizec]

Why do I have an eerie feeling that this is just to set us up for a gigantic rant about "tyrrany of the majority"?

I voted no, I like you well enough and furthermore, if you get banned, I'll have missed my one chance to piss you off

[Lemur]

I like the tracking device idea. DevDave should stay, but he should have some sort of ankle monitor. Also, he should be forced to inform his neighbors that he is a BBS predator.

[solypsist]

i dont think dave's going anywhere.

[English assassin]

Hmm, 30 posts and a majority of 200 million?

Dave, your new job isn't something to do with electronic voting systems for the GOP now is it?

Anyone who can get this much spam under Soly's nose deserves to stay IMHO.