Since our anti-hero left/got shoved out of Manchester United he's been at a bit of a loose end..that was until the Times stepped in and offered him a column as an aggony aunt....enjoy (I did)
Keano Keano Keano!!!!
Roy Keanes new job
Since our anti-hero left/got shoved out of Manchester United he's been at a bit of a loose end..that was until the Times stepped in and offered him a column as an aggony aunt....enjoy (I did
Keano Keano Keano!!!!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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What! Man, those guys are getting from bad to worse. Man, U used to be my fav football team but look at what the team has become, all famous football players, all popularity and no substance, except for like Giggs and a few others.
But then, old Keano is getting a mite old.
But the column thingy, man, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Is so friking hilarious and different from other 'agony aunt'.
My name is Asinius Commodus, son of the Eagle.
__________________
Fellow of the Seven Legendary Writers (but got kicked out)
KoW: Erm, LLB, Asinus means 'ass' in Latin
LLB: Really? All the better for a story of how an ass became a great leader is alwasy a bestseller.
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Auntie Roy, what are you doing with those pliers? Auntie Roy, why is there so much blood?”
I love it!
I'm still holding out for a move to Celtic though.
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I liked these tucked away at the end ...
Exclusive extracts from Rio Ferdinand’s forthcoming autobiography Book? What Book? No One Said Anything About A Book. Rio tells all about THAT chance meeting with Peter Kenyon. “So, I was sitting there, fiddling with the taramasalata, and all the time racking my brains thinking ‘I know the face, I definitely know the face’ when it suddenly hit me. ‘Stone me,’ I said. ‘It’s old Ken from Manchester United. I heard you’d moved to Charlton and opened a shirt stall.’ I didn’t see what was so bloody funny.”
At home with Frank Lampard (and six blokes in balaclava hats). The Chelsea midfielder shows us round what’s left of his beautiful house
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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The way he finish his letter as You (the famous vulgar word) is kinda hilarious.
My name is Asinius Commodus, son of the Eagle.
__________________
Fellow of the Seven Legendary Writers (but got kicked out)
KoW: Erm, LLB, Asinus means 'ass' in Latin
LLB: Really? All the better for a story of how an ass became a great leader is alwasy a bestseller.
Re: Roy Keanes new job
whahahhah what a stupid ****
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