Mod: Total Mod isn't recruiting!

[blindfaithnogod]

is this mod done? where can i download it? how do i install it? how can i delete it when its no more fun? can i mount your smerf phalanx? by the way that phalanx unit looks like crap... he should have a slightly lighter shade of blue.... and make the lines straighter....
and can i join the team, i dont know how to mod... but im really not willing to learn....
also add a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles faction, that would be rad...

[Epistolary Richard]

Based on these criteria, my girlfriend counts as a modder. :eek:

Except that she has a map of the Discworld instead of Middle Earth - does that count? Will there be a hidden Ankh-Morpork resource that will allow Commander Vimes and the Night Watch to be recruited by the Smurfs but only with a level 4 Patrician's Palace?

I personally feel that as you're now such a well-established team it is high-time for internal dissent, strops on public forums, angry resignations and team members leaving to set-up parallel mods.

[Dol Guldur]

Addendum:

* All applicants must be male

[Lord Adherbal]

alas, I fear I cannot pass those rules :( I'll start my own mod then, and destroy yours. Anyone wanna join me ? No rules, just that I'm the boss

[Epistolary Richard]

My girlfriend's says she'll join your mod then. She demands in addition to smurfs, stormtroopers and other factions that she be faction co-ordinator for the jedi faction.

And she wants the Smurfette to have her own unit.

[Kralizec]

Addendum:

* All applicants must be male

My girlfriend's says she'll join your mod then.

I'm afraid I don't have an atlas of middle Earth. I happen to have atlasses of upper Earth and lower Earth, but not middle. So unless Don Gordul drops that criteria and gives me 300% of the salary of a regular modder, I'll take my vast knowledge of smurfkind and join up with lord and master, Adherbal

[Lord Adherbal]

this mod will suck and be unaccurate. I need serious modders for Mod: Realism Mod, WHOSE WITH ME ?!!!11

[alpaca]

I am with you brother!!!!!!111oneoneone
Dol Guldur has become crazy and is an anti-semite, thus his mod must be destroyed so that Mod: Realism Mod becomes the only true implementation of smurfkind into Rome: Total War.
The Red Dragon will ever defeat the White Dragon!

[Dol Guldur]

I've a new idea...

Chicory Total War - the one and only true Vegetable Mod.
Specifically designed for an optimal multiplayer experience, evolving around thyme and tictacs. Soon featuring a completely renewed SP vegetablepatch with brand new 'taters, marrows and allotment plans

Who's with me?


Dol Guldur (desecrater of signatures)

[Dooz]

This is the perfect thread... nobody can make a bad post... even this, acceptable. *tear*

[alpaca]

If you hadn't become insane and greedy, Dol Guldur, I'd join, but I think I'll rather create my own mod called: Banana: Total War which features the Banana Multiverse with Banana Vector Rooms, Banana Distance, etc.
I also plan to include the historic battles of The Palm Tree, Papaya Mansarde and, last but not least, the Strawberry Field.

This mod will be way better than Chicory: Total War an dI will crush that!!!!!
MWAHAHAHA

P.S: Anyone interested in slavering away while I sit behind my desk, sip my coffee and yell at you, please send me a PM.

[KonstantinosXI]

I think i'll do POKEMON TW!!! i have some osprey book on ancient pokemons and i will destroy your vegetable mods...

Who want to join me???

[GiantMonkeyMan]

pokemon tw... thats ridiculous!

anyone want to help me (and by help i mean do all the work while i send you annoying email telling you to hurry up) make deodorant tw? we can have lynx and right-guard and um i'l get back to you.... well i need skinners and coders and modellers and historians and skinners and maybe some coders... er oh and a few moddelers and of course a group of historians who will help the skinners... did i mention coders?

[Kralizec]

This is ridiculous. I shall go solo too!
My mod will centre around a slave war between a race of teenage mutant hero turtles and the regnum smurfae, the brutal opressors. The title will be "Turtle Insurrection: Total Smurf. Best part is of course the name. I bet the catchy abreviation will draw thousends of players through search engines!
I shall post some updates when I find someone who will do all the work for me (well, not really...I'll take care of the credits)

[KonstantinosXI]

We could merge our 2 projects!!!

Turtle resurrection: pokemon wars!!!!

[Dol Guldur]

OK, OK...It's getting kind of silly now - who started this thread anyway? Oh...

[edyzmedieval]

Interesting thread...

Where are the Varangian Guards?!

I propose another faction: Sexy Girls

[Lord Adherbal]

I propose another faction: Sexy Girls

good idea !

can you send me some models to base my models on ?

[KonstantinosXI]

Eheh..i want to do all sexygirls modls and textures!!!!!!!

[dclare4]

Dash it all jeeves!

I shall do all the textures for the new faction based on current socio-political events even now resounding in our tv screens - the current wave of Idlamic Jehaddist terrorism against the noxius imperialism of the Old West (John Wayne is the GREAT SATAN!)

The leading faction shall of course be the Moron Idlamic Liberation Front or M.I.L.F. with historically accurate skins of the deadly Brittany Spear phalanx - but can they form schiltrom I don't know (does anyone have the Offspray book about it Offspray My Ander Arms 669 I think it was) - and of gourse the Christina Aguerrilla suicide bombers.

Oh and don't forget the West's secret weapon - Westlife taunters. Singing 'Coast to Coast' 1000 times that demoralizes the enemy and raises your morale by a factor of 10!

I will do the skins but demmit someone has to do the models for me! Anyone? Anyone?

Comte Charles Donatien du Vivier Alphonese de Sade de Saxe de Violins de Organus Majesticus de Clare
("Harlechman")

SIG - "Offspray My Ander Arms books rokcs!"

[dclare4]

Can my girlfriend be a modder too?

Please!

Hey you're in twcenter forums too right? In fact we're both working on the same mod together there right? Maybe we can get Sundjata to do the sexy moaning animations for the Brittany Spear phalanx for us in between the dancing Imperial devils-in-skirts troopers (the Scottish chearleading unit I asked him to do last weekend).

Of course since we're all working on the same mods we can just share and share alike.

Can my girlfirend be a modder too? PLEASE?

By the way, according to Herbigclitsux' Histories Tome LXIX the ancient foe of the Smurfs, Lord Gargamel used as his minions - yes in THAT WAY - horrible hypnotic dancing badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers that fed on MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS. They must be represented for the sake of strict historical accuracy!

Can you be my girlfriend?

PPUUUUHHLLLEEEASSEEEE!!

Comte Jean Charles Roland Evremonde de Clare Cagney James
("Harlechman")

[Bartix]

This mod total awesome!!
(or -ful, I mix up)

Is it out yet?
Is it out yet?

What unit Smarmy Smurf and what Varangian Mumakil replaced by, then?

[Epistolary Richard]

It's good to vent once in a while.

I'm glad we all got that out of our systems.