Mod: Total Mod isn't recruiting!

**Epistolary Richard** · 12-02-2005, 23:56

Based on these criteria, my girlfriend counts as a modder. :eek:

Except that she has a map of the Discworld instead of Middle Earth - does that count? Will there be a hidden Ankh-Morpork resource that will allow Commander Vimes and the Night Watch to be recruited by the Smurfs but only with a level 4 Patrician's Palace?

I personally feel that as you're now such a well-established team it is high-time for internal dissent, strops on public forums, angry resignations and team members leaving to set-up parallel mods.

**Dol Guldur** · 12-03-2005, 00:22

Addendum:

* All applicants must be male

**Lord Adherbal** · 12-03-2005, 00:32

alas, I fear I cannot pass those rules :( I'll start my own mod then, and destroy yours. Anyone wanna join me ? No rules, just that I'm the boss

**Epistolary Richard** · 12-03-2005, 00:43

My girlfriend's says she'll join your mod then. She demands in addition to smurfs, stormtroopers and other factions that she be faction co-ordinator for the jedi faction.

And she wants the Smurfette to have her own unit.

**Kralizec** · 12-03-2005, 00:58

Originally Posted by Dol Guldur

Addendum:

* All applicants must be male

My girlfriend's says she'll join your mod then.

I'm afraid I don't have an atlas of middle Earth. I happen to have atlasses of upper Earth and lower Earth, but not middle. So unless Don Gordul drops that criteria and gives me 300% of the salary of a regular modder, I'll take my vast knowledge of smurfkind and join up with lord and master, Adherbal

**Lord Adherbal** · 12-03-2005, 10:40

this mod will suck and be unaccurate. I need serious modders for Mod: Realism Mod, WHOSE WITH ME ?!!!11

**alpaca** · 12-03-2005, 12:08

I am with you brother!!!!!!111oneoneone
Dol Guldur has become crazy and is an anti-semite, thus his mod must be destroyed so that Mod: Realism Mod becomes the only true implementation of smurfkind into Rome: Total War.
The Red Dragon will ever defeat the White Dragon!

**Dol Guldur** · 12-03-2005, 12:19

I've a new idea...

Chicory Total War - the one and only true Vegetable Mod.
Specifically designed for an optimal multiplayer experience, evolving around thyme and tictacs. Soon featuring a completely renewed SP vegetablepatch with brand new 'taters, marrows and allotment plans

Who's with me?

Dol Guldur (desecrater of signatures)