The Official 'What you want for Christmas thread'

[Reverend Joe]

If anyone says their "two front teeth", I will knock out their two front teeth.

[Beirut]

"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeeeeeeeeeeth... "

[Reverend Joe]

*drives up to Quebec, then realises he has no idea where Beirut lives, or what he even looks like- and thus has made a complete ass out of himself- so instead uses the opportunity to buy a lid*

Hmmm... speaking of what I would like for Christmas..

[Beirut]

*
-so instead uses the opportunity to buy a lid*

A lid?

Oh, you must mean a pot lid.



I'll speak to Santa on your behalf.

[Reverend Joe]

A lid?

Oh, you must mean a pot lid.

"Shaaaaaaay... Hadn't thoughta that..."

[Byzantine Prince]

St. Nick better tear me a piece of that

[lars573]

When mom asked I said a Gameboy Micro or Ultimate Spider-man.

[KukriKhan]

St. Nick better tear me a piece of that

You want a green nightie?

I know nothing, but I think you'd look cuter in blue. :)

[Ice]

You want a green nightie?

I know nothing, but I think you'd look cuter in blue. :)

[Byzantine Prince]

You want a green nightie?

I know nothing, but I think you'd look cuter in blue. :)

The things I do to please you men...




(You asked for it )

[Reverend Joe]

Wait a second...

Oh, you must mean a pot lid.

I can't believe I didn't catch that.