Read the comments, it's depressing how many people can't see satire when it's as heavy handed as this.

Bonzi buddy is just a talking character that you can down load onto your computer. It tells jokes. My computer illiterate roomate got one and the worst thing it did to her was annoy her.
I love that one especially.

It's also depressing how many people won't have seen the satire but also beleived what the article says. How many candy-raver-kids are out there grounded because their parents think hackers where dayglo clothes and carry glow sticks and babies dummies?

What I really want to do now is track down as many secondary schools as I can and email the link to the parents association.