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    Lesbian Rebel Member Mikeus Caesar's Avatar
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    Is your son a computer hacker? Do you have programs such as 'Comet Cursor' and 'Flash' which you don't remember installing? Does he want an AMD processor? Is your son obsessed with 'Linux'? Then he is a hacker!

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    You need to go to a hospital....
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    lol

    what a funny site

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    Poll
    I'm scared of hackers because...
    They hack into NASA 5%
    They steal things 4%
    They are violent sociopaths 4%
    They use amphetamines and speed 7%
    They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
    They're un-American 5%
    They smell bad 58%
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    . Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
    Software can't destroy hardware, a lot of this page is an overreaction.
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    Default Re: Is your son a computer hacker?

    Quote Originally Posted by oaty
    Software can't destroy hardware, a lot of this page is an overreaction.
    It's satirical, through and through.
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    come on, that's all tongue-in-cheek, obviously...
    and it's quite hilarious at that :) I had a few good laughs reading it...

    I mean, come on:
    "Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL."
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    Quote Originally Posted by oaty
    Software can't destroy hardware, a lot of this page is an overreaction.
    Actually you can. You can make software that burns out monitors, rewrites on a hardware spot until it becomes a bad sector etc... but as for this site it is of the Onion blend.
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    Default Re: Is your son a computer hacker?

    Quote Originally Posted by oaty
    Software can't destroy hardware, a lot of this page is an overreaction.
    I've burned my motherboard more then once by messing with the booting settings when I first got a computer as a kid. It's definetly possible if you mess witht the main settings somehow.

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    Default Re: Is your son a computer hacker?

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    This was posted before and, yes, it's definitely satirical. Good spam threads live many lives.


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    They use amphetamines and speed 7%


    (Well... doesn't that tell all... that was the first thing I laughed at.)

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    I thought all the links in the article were a bit overdone, but when I read betrayed the principles I tried clicking on it and that makes the article a whole lot funnier! Or perhaps the whole range of people taking it for a serious article
    Last edited by Duke John; 12-05-2005 at 09:30.

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    [reply to thread title]afraid not. I don't have one[/the end]

    GAH?

    weird site...

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    Software can't destroy hardware, a lot of this page is an overreaction.
    Not so long ago a virus destroyed my motherboard.

    As for the site:

    I honestly think it's the father who should receive a spanking.
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