Is your son a computer hacker?

**lugh** · 12-06-2005, 01:47

Read the comments, it's depressing how many people can't see satire when it's as heavy handed as this.

Bonzi buddy is just a talking character that you can down load onto your computer. It tells jokes. My computer illiterate roomate got one and the worst thing it did to her was annoy her.

I love that one especially.

It's also depressing how many people won't have seen the satire but also beleived what the article says. How many candy-raver-kids are out there grounded because their parents think hackers where dayglo clothes and carry glow sticks and babies dummies?

What I really want to do now is track down as many secondary schools as I can and email the link to the parents association.

**Uesugi Kenshin** · 12-06-2005, 04:00

Whatever you do don't give it to my parents, or anyone who is any way linked to them. First NPR's thing on net bullying now this, when does it end!!!

**Zalmoxis** · 12-06-2005, 05:36

I don't know much about computers, but I know that has to be a joke site, it's just too... stupid.

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