Take a look at the picture I selected for my avatar. See that? Princess "horseface"?
This explains why all those kings keep sending back letters saying, "oh, yes, well, um, sorry, no, can't marry the girl, no, just too busy getting the peasant levies to pave the roads and wax the cat, you know how it is. Call back next quartering day!"
*shudder* They can't all be that ugly.
Edit:
Here she is:
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