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**Reverend Joe** · 12-08-2005, 21:22

I thought it was the other way around- aren't Nepal and Siam "protectorates" of Bartix?

**Kralizec** · 12-08-2005, 21:23

This belongs in the monastery....

**Viking** · 12-08-2005, 21:25

Originally Posted by Zorba

I thought it was the other way around- aren't Nepal and Siam "protectorates" of Bartix?

Wheer on Eath have you been? Bartix has recently claimed Xian from China and is still at war with Siam.

**Reverend Joe** · 12-08-2005, 21:29

Oops.

**Viking** · 12-08-2005, 21:31

What we all want to know; where is Bartix?

Anyone? I`ve heard they`ve got hot stickchics.

**Kralizec** · 12-08-2005, 21:32

When you pass the A123 highway through Gondor, take a left turn before you enter Smurfland and then drive straight ahead, for about 2 days long.

**Viking** · 12-08-2005, 21:36

Originally Posted by Germaanse Strijder

When you pass the A123 highway through Gondor, take a left turn before you enter Smurfland and then drive straight ahead, for about 2 days long.

Ah, thank you very much sir.

The stickchics are waiting

**Viking** · 12-08-2005, 21:42

This thread seem to have died, and the moderators might be here every second. Better flee.

Viking, out.

**Viking** · 12-08-2005, 21:43

Cheerio....

**Kralizec** · 12-08-2005, 21:53

Originally Posted by Viking

This thread seem to have died

It most certainly has not.

+1

**Mikeus Caesar** · 12-08-2005, 21:42

I went on holiday to Bartix once. I enjoyed the crumbling hotels, and the way beautiful ancient towns meant concrete monstrosities and the fact that the nightlife goes on all night until 10pm, due to the enforced military curfew, but my holiday was slightly ruined when i ate the courtesy chocolates on my bed (they were plastic) and the Uranus death ray accidently fired into the capital, destroying an old folks home.

Fun though. Very fun.