Moving Israel to Europe is just crazy talk.

The obvious place to move Israel is Utah.

Here's why:

a) Utah is full of desert.

b) Utah, just like Israel, has a salt lake. At 1700 square miles, the Great Salt Lake is bigger than the Dead Sea at 394 square miles. Plus, the Great Salt Lake isn't disappearing.

c) Utah is full of Mormons who think they're a lost tribe of Israel. They also think that they're responsible for the "literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent." LINK
So, you know that the Mormons won't mind it if the entire population of Israel moves there.

d) There's a lot more room in Utah (84,000 square miles to Israel's 10,840). Israel's population is six million. Utah's is only two and a half million. Plenty of room. A kibbutz for everyone!

e) The US can save the $3 billion a year in foreign aid it currently gives to Israel.

f) There are only 25,000 Muslims in Utah. Probably far fewer Palestinians. 'Nuff said.