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  1. 12-24-2005, 11:16 #1
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    Default US woman swallows phone in spat

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm

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    So she's a call girl now?
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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    So she's a call girl now?
    :rimshot:
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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    So she's a call girl now?
    Phone BoobH ?
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  5. 12-24-2005, 18:35 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    So she's a call girl now?

    Good one!!!
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  6. 12-24-2005, 18:49 #6
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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    Well, at least she swallows...

    Thought I might as well make a dirty word joke too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

    Good one!!!

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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    General Beirut, tell us, what can the rest of us in the frontroom army do to help stop this invasion by the backroom.
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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    Well, hospital staffs have plenty of experience in removing cell phones from peoples bodies...
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  10. 12-24-2005, 22:35 #10
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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    This reminds me of a Family Guy episode (Brian Goes to Hollywood) where Peter accidentally swallowed a phone, as well.

    I hope they can remove it...nah, I'm sure they can, with just a little surgery.
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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    DD is in the Frontroom?

    BKS barks out the orders: "Beirut! Pile the sandbags higher. Mouzaphaerre! Goofball! To the towers. Hurry!!!"

    You need more sandbags - there are still gaps for leakers to get in.
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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    ooooh this can get dirty... Craterus dear hand over the popcorn...

    We do not sow.
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    You guys are so mean to sweet little ol' me.
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    its really scary the lengths some women will go to just to piss you off.
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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    Dec. 27, 2005 — - A woman who police thought purposely swallowed a cell phone during an argument with her boyfriend last week likely was assaulted, police said.

    The bizarre incident that sent a 24-year-old woman to the hospital is now being investigated as an assault, and police have a suspect, Sgt. Allen Kintz of the Blue Springs, Mo., police said.

    "It appears she didn't voluntarily swallow this phone," Kintz said. "It's not quite the way it was first portrayed."

    Early Friday morning, police responded to a call from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. Police arrived to find a woman with a cell phone lodged in her throat.

    Police were initially told the boyfriend wanted the phone and the woman swallowed it so he couldn't get it. Police have not made an arrest and would not say whether the boyfriend was suspected of assaulting the woman.

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    Default Re: US woman swallows phone in spat

    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    So she's a call girl now?
    Fired!

    I wonder if it was set on vibrate? That probably wouldn't be pleasant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Fired!
    Fine. Be like that!

    mumble grumble razafraza I thought it was funny. Trudge-trudge-trudge...........................................
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