Migration

[Oaty]

Killer whales, and the schools of fish they hunt down. Don't know what type of fish it is that goes migrates to the arctic but basically they go there to avoid the predators for when the food is less abundant and they are more likely to be prey. Unfortanately they have a tag along guest that they don't like the company of.

[ajaxfetish]

My friends nicknamed me Ajax in high school, and put together a comedy band for the Senior talent show called 'Ajax Fetish.' Unfortunately Ajax is always already taken as a screen name, but for some inexplicable reason nobody else seems to be using the name ajaxfetish . So in the interest of having a single unique screenname and not having to remember more than one, that's what I use.

Ajax

[GoreBag]

There was a case of a flock (?) of flamingos who'd apparently become confused and wound up here, barely surviving the bearded might of the Canadian winter. They were rescued by a bunch of animal-friendly types and eventually made it to a less insane climate.

[Reverend Joe]

There was a case of a flock (?) of flamingos who'd apparently become confused and wound up here, barely surviving the bearded might of the Canadian winter. They were rescued by a bunch of animal-friendly types and eventually made it to a less insane climate.

What?! Why?! That's natural selection, man!