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[ajaxfetish]

My friends nicknamed me Ajax in high school, and put together a comedy band for the Senior talent show called 'Ajax Fetish.' Unfortunately Ajax is always already taken as a screen name, but for some inexplicable reason nobody else seems to be using the name ajaxfetish . So in the interest of having a single unique screenname and not having to remember more than one, that's what I use.

Ajax

[GoreBag]

There was a case of a flock (?) of flamingos who'd apparently become confused and wound up here, barely surviving the bearded might of the Canadian winter. They were rescued by a bunch of animal-friendly types and eventually made it to a less insane climate.

[Reverend Joe]

There was a case of a flock (?) of flamingos who'd apparently become confused and wound up here, barely surviving the bearded might of the Canadian winter. They were rescued by a bunch of animal-friendly types and eventually made it to a less insane climate.

What?! Why?! That's natural selection, man!