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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    SPAM!!!!!

    Just thought I'd ask...
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    Spam.
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    ham...commies
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    Communist ham? Must taste like oppresive chicken.
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    What are you doing Dave?+1
    Last edited by Kagemusha; 12-10-2005 at 07:18.
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    Ive heard communist ham doesn't come close to the communist spam - you should try it!
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.

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    I've had both commie ham and commie spam for xmas...

    Commie ham tried hard, but could never disguise its bourgeoisie capitalist pig origins.

    Unpretentious commie spam, on the other hand...proletarian ambrosia!! Nector of the...err, Mods!

    :begins to wonder how soon before he must turn in his mod robes for spamming with the patrons:
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    ...proletarian ambrosia!! Nector of the...err, Mods!
    Good enough for me!

    +1

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    Ham. My general rule is that I don't eat it on Christmas if it comes out of a metal can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    Ham. My general rule is that I don't eat it on Christmas if it comes out of a metal can.

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    Okay, I just helped our friend Soulforged to a tinfoil hat, and now I'm at a complete loss myself. What on earth is this Christmas ham/spam thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    I've had both commie ham and commie spam for xmas...

    Commie ham tried hard, but could never disguise its bourgeoisie capitalist pig origins.

    Unpretentious commie spam, on the other hand...proletarian ambrosia!! Nector of the...err, Mods!

    :begins to wonder how soon before he must turn in his mod robes for spamming with the patrons:
    Now, now, this is very serious. Many love a good Christmas ham, but I have heard of people that simply love Christmas SPAM!!!. I'm just a simple member of this forum asking a holiday question. No more more less...

    **looks with curiosity and anticipation for the reaction of our beloved moderator**
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    we always eat out on christmas, I think.....


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    SPAM can be great. As long as it's served properly and not just at any old time or place.

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    No Christmas without Ham and Jansons frestelse....

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    No...I'd better not post. +1
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    Always eat goose or roast pork with crackling on christmas. Ham is for new years eve...

    Im not surprised americans would go to McDonalds to have the christmas meal, with those traditions...

    ham & spam on christmas pfff
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    Is spam pork?
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    Under construction...

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    Dint know the Back room had Pure spam threads 2.

    Seeing as its christmas. i guess +1 Spam post wont hurt.
    Guess i can Adjust my sig so it says Minus 965 +1 now :).

    OH...
    I think 9 times out of 10 id Plump for commy Ham, Over Commy spam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmolsson
    No Christmas without Ham and Jansons frestelse....
    how very swedish of you!

    dont forget the Glögg and Eggs and good old Swedish Meatballs.
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    Dint know the Back room had Pure spam threads 2
    As a rule, we don't...but it's holiday time, and I'm just temporarily filling in for Ser Clegane and Solypsist. the regular Moderators, who are away (separately) for the weekend on RL chores. Having one backroom 'play' thread seems harmless enough - tho' the adult Mod's may decide to end the silliness on their return, which decision we'll all respect, of course.

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    Ingredients:
    Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
    Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
    Water (to help in mixing)
    Sugar (for flavour)
    Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)
    from http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spamfacts.html

    1 cool thing about Spam: It easily absorbs surrounding flavors; so I use it to make Spam Fried Rice, and Spam-Chipotle Chili.

    I was going to roast a duck for xmas, but we'll let the new soldier living in our house choose the entree this year (it may be the last xmas we see him for awhile).
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    I was going to roast a duck for xmas, but we'll let the new soldier living in our house choose the entree this year (it may be the last xmas we see him for awhile).
    How very fatherly (almost motherly ) of you
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    SPAM - you know you want it!

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    Spare Parts Animal Meat. Yummy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjakihata
    How very fatherly (almost motherly ) of you
    Yeah...I've been doing this 'daddy gig' since '73 - I've almost got the hang of it now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    Yeah...I've been doing this 'daddy gig' since '73 - I've almost got the hang of it now.
    I know exactly what you mean.
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    Spam threads are less fun when nobody has any intention of closing them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    Spam threads are less fun when nobody has any intention of closing them...
    This isn't a SPAM!!! thread. Its a thread inquiring on your preference of wither Christmas ham or Christmas SPAM!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    This isn't a SPAM!!! thread. Its a thread inquiring on your preference of wither Christmas ham or Christmas SPAM!!!
    Then I'll go for the HAM

    HAM is great, SPAM is just SPAM, food from a can
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dâriûsh
    Is spam pork?
    No, Spam is spam!



    Actually, it is pork.

    Spam just has that...thing...that ham just doesn't quite have.
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