Re: Culinary fascism II
Goofball's American/Indonesian-style spaghetti:
1. Cook way more spaghetti noodles than any civilized person would ever eat in a single sitting. Drain and set aside.
2. Fry one cup sliced mushrooms until soft. Set aside.
3. Grate a whole crap load of cheddar cheese. Set aside.
4. Put spaghetti noodles in large, microwave-safe serving bowl.
5. Stir in: fried mushrooms, 1/2 cup ketchup, 1/2 cup tomato sauce (I prefer plain Ragu, but to each his own), and 4 tablespoons Sambal Oelek.
6. Cover the top of the spaghetti with cheddar cheese.
7. Microwave the whole mess on "high" for 3 minutes until cheese is melted and gooey.
8. Cut spaghetti with knife and fork so no damn "twirling" will be required.
9. Sprinkle liberally with parmesan cheese.
10. Sit and eat the whole mess right out of the serving dish, then feel shame because you have just eaten way more food in one sitting than any normal person ever would.
11. Put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer because you're going to need it after all of that Sambal Oelek works its way through you...
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Originally Posted by Goofball
Thai hosts always invite me to take a bite off one of them spicy dried peppers, wink-wink, snigger-snigger, guffaw. After I swallow two or three without so much as touching my beer, we're in business.
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