Quote Originally Posted by Goofball
4 tablespoons Sambal Oelek
Love the stuff. Thai hosts always invite me to take a bite off one of them spicy dried peppers, wink-wink, snigger-snigger, guffaw. After I swallow two or three without so much as touching my beer, we're in business.
Quote Originally Posted by Goofball
8. Cut spaghetti with knife and fork so no damn "twirling" will be required.
Hammer meets nail. You only twirl the stuff to impress new girlfriends or Italian extortionists.
Quote Originally Posted by Goofball
11. Put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer because you're going to need it after all of that Sambal Oelek works its way through you...
It's the farts you should worry about. Tricky buggers.