Is there anybody going to listen to my story

[Dooz]

All about the girl who came to stay?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Eh? Explanation.

Sounds like the first couple of lines of a country song.

[Dooz]

Close, but not close enough...

She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry
Still, you don't regret a single day
Ah girl
Girl

[Reverend Joe]

Close, but not close enough...

She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry
Still, you don't regret a single day
Ah girl
Girl

[Kongamato]

What we have here is a spam thread disguised as a Beatles song, or possibly Wonderland here has some personal issue and wants to know if anyone's listening before he spills his guts.

EDIT: I think the comma in my sentence is wrong. Could someone maybe post a correct version of it before this thread gets locked?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The comma is fine, I think.

What an enigmatic thread.

[Dooz]

It is indeed a Beatles song... a great one at that.

Didn't think there was such a thing as a "spam thread" in an off-topic forum. I thought this was sufficiently off-topic. Learn something new every once-in-a-while... everyday is an overstatement.

[Reenk Roink]

Smoke detectors, showers, Kenny Rogers...

All good topics here...add some spice to a forum dominated by "what are you reading?" or "what are you listening to?"

[Dooz]

Smoke detectors, showers, Kenny Rogers...

All good topics here...add some spice to a forum dominated by "what are you reading?" or "what are you listening to?"

AwWWwwWwwW....

Reenk Roink and Wonderland sittin' in a tree,
T-Y-P-I-N-G...G


......

[Reenk Roink]

AwWWwwWwwW....

Reenk Roink and Wonderland sittin' in a tree,
T-Y-P-I-N-G...G


......

*clears awkward situation by posting more Kenny Rogers videos...*

[LeftEyeNine]

Hey the recent topics are the actions of an underground organization to screw the mood of the members here or what?

Look, what a great quote that is..

Edit : I was kiddin' by relying on SFTS' warm friendship and our chatroom-based sincerity. But it may confuse other members about a flame war happening here again. So my joke is just deleted

SFTS, come and conquer if you dare !

[IrishMike]

Mabey its not to late, To learn how to love, and forget how to hate!

Thats right kids, listen to your classic rock, and heed Ozzy's words.

[Quietus]

All about the girl who came to stay?

HEY! You've got to hide your love away!

[KukriKhan]

HEY! You've got to hide your love away!

But

I was alone
I took a ride
I didn't know what I would find
THERE

[The Stranger]

say what??

[Fragony]

Close, but not close enough...

She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry
Still, you don't regret a single day
Ah girl
Girl

Someone has been plugged into an evil testosteron-draining device!

HELP!

[The Stranger]

not nice frag

[Fragony]

not nice frag

I am horrible, didn't you know?

But with a little help from my friends...

[The Stranger]

didnt i know he asks...hes so naive

[Dooz]

Someone has been plugged into an evil testosteron-draining device!

HELP!

Heh. Any attempt to defend myself will be viewed as denial and over-eager defense, therefore implying the accusations are true. So I will withhold any remarks about the truth and accept the comment as the humorous post it (hopefully) is.

Although, ironically, this philosophy itself could be interpreted further proof as to my being plugged into a testosteron-draining device.... hmpf......

I will leave it to you, the readers, to determine the level of my testosterone, for I shall not let the male ego get the better of me.











I sincerely hope nobody takes all this too seriously.

[Somebody Else]

Someone has been plugged into an evil testosteron-draining device!

Is that what kids call it these days..?

[Fragony]

Although, ironically, this philosophy itself could be interpreted further proof as to my being plugged into a testosteron-draining device.... hmpf......

Just put the bloody thing on 'reverse'. When will you gals ever learn how to drive :P

[The Stranger]

You All Are G.e.i.l

[Reverend Joe]

So... is it a story 'bout a girl that you knew?
She didn't like your songs, and that made you feel blue-
She said a big band is far better than you...

She don't rock and roll- she don't like it-
She don't do the the stroll, well, she don't do it right...
Well, everything's wrong, and my patience is gone
When I woke one morning and remembered this song...


If anyone recognises this song (or the first part of one, anyay), I will worship them as the god of music.

[Reverend Joe]

You All Are G.e.i.l

We are all gay... el? That's a new one for me.

[The Stranger]

G E I L

[Fragony]

We are all gay... el? That's a new one for me.

Geil means horny in dutch, but don't ask me what our webster means by saying it. I guess he doesn't know teh Beatles ;)

[Geoffrey S]

We are all gay... el? That's a new one for me.

Dutch for horny.

[Adrian II]

What we have here is a spam thread disguised as a Beatles song, or possibly Wonderland here has some personal issue and wants to know if anyone's listening before he spills his guts.

EDIT: I think the comma in my sentence is wrong. Could someone maybe post a correct version of it before this thread gets locked?

Not necessary at all, my friend; your comma correctly separates two independent clauses joined by the conjunction 'or'.

[matteus the inbred]

If anyone recognises this song (or the first part of one, anyay), I will worship them as the god of music.

Here i Go, Syd Barrett?