As a Master of IT I chose the career of pulling my hair, gnashing my teeth and listen to endless ranting from non IT trained personnel till my ears bleed.

I have had customers calling saying: “Mysterious letters appear in the text fields in your program; hence your program is rubbish”. Spending a number of hours trying to fathom what this was all about and coming up with nothing, we had to go on location. Sitting by her computer we could not regenerate the problem. “Show us how”, we told her. The lady of some size was nearsighted and after typing a few words leaned into her screen to see what she had wrote. Her large bosom splashed all over her keyboard, making all sorts of letters appear in front of her squinting eyes 2 inches from her screen; “See, there it goes again…”

Your problem, good sir, is a case of the dangerous disease we tech-heads call finger trouble.