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  1. 12-14-2005, 17:46 #1
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    Default If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    *poland has joined the game*

    Roosevelt: hey sup

    T0J0: y0

    Stalin: hi

    Churchill: hi

    poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?

    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

    T0JO: lol

    *poland has been eliminated*

    poland:F***!!!11

    poland:F*** U F***ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!

    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

    benny-tow: haha america sux

    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

    Stalin: cool

    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

    Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry

    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

    Roosevelt: get antiair guns

    Churchill: i cant afford them

    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

    paTTon: stfu

    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck

    *deGaulle has left the game.*

    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses

    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

    Hitler[AoE]: wtf

    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

    Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker

    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

    Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

    benny-tow: haha

    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon
    sum1

    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

    Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya

    Stalin: church help me

    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

    Stalin: dont be an arss

    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

    Eisenhower: LOL

    benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help

    Hitler: o man ur focked

    paTTon: oh what now biotch

    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*

    benny-tow: lame

    Roosevelt: gj patton

    paTTon: thnx

    Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****

    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

    Eisenhower: Nuts!

    benny~tow: wtf that mean?

    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker

    Stalin: rofl

    T0J0: HAHAHHAA

    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay

    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

    Stalin: OMG LMAO!

    Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows

    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

    paTTon: hahahhah

    T0J0: my teammates are n00bs

    benny~tow: shut up noob

    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

    Eisenhower: yah me too

    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

    Eisenhower: fock u

    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

    Stalin: go to hell lol

    paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk

    Eisenhower: yah this is gay

    *Roosevelt has left the game.*

    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

    Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join

    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*

    tru_m4n: hi all

    T0J0: hey

    Stalin: sup

    Churchill: hi

    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

    T0J0: wtf is nukes?

    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111

    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*

    *The Allied team has won the game!*

    Eisenhower: awesome!

    Churchill: gg noobs no re

    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck

    *T0J0 has left the game.*

    *Eisenhower has left the game.*

    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

    tru_m4n: l8r all

    benny~tow: bye

    Churchill: l8r

    Stalin: fock u all

    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

    *tru_m4n has left the game.*

    benny~tow: lololol u commie

    Churchill: ROFL

    Churchill: bye commie

    *Churchill has left the game.*

    *benny~tow has left the game.*

    Stalin: i hate u all ***s

    *Stalin has left the game.*

    paTTon: lol no1 is left

    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

    *paTTon has been eliminated.*

    paTTon: o ****!

    *paTTon has left the game.*
    Courtesy of Eagle114th over in the Taleworlds forum.
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  2. 12-14-2005, 17:51 #2
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    Lol, yep that'd be it probably...

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  3. 12-14-2005, 17:53 #3
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    Pretty funny, seen it before though.
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  4. 12-14-2005, 18:51 #4
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    Nice
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  5. 12-14-2005, 19:18 #5
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    seen it before, but still makes me laugh

    Best part imo :

    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

    Stalin: dont be an arss

    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

    Eisenhower: LOL
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  6. 12-14-2005, 19:55 #6
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    That was actually quite funny.
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  7. 12-14-2005, 20:49 #7
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    T0J0: wtf is nukes?

    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
    LOL
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  8. 12-14-2005, 21:46 #8
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself


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  9. 12-14-2005, 22:54 #9
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    Idiotic, but great.
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  10. 12-15-2005, 12:41 #10
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    Moved to the Backroom.
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  11. 12-16-2005, 00:35 #11
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    lol, pretty good - should have stayed in the frontroom though.
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  12. 12-16-2005, 11:40 #12
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    It's very funny - but on an unwelcome serious note, does show the level to which Americans believe they won WW2 and that Eastern front was just a side-show.
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  13. 12-16-2005, 12:22 #13
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    Looks like it belonged in the backroom after all
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  14. 12-16-2005, 13:12 #14
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    well despite all its historical inaccuracies (j/k) it cheered me up no end!

    Hitler[AoE]: wtf

    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
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  15. 12-16-2005, 16:58 #15
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    Default Re: If WWII was fought by Online Gamers

    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Looks like it belonged in the backroom after all
    I can't see a belt without punching below it. You know that Fragony
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    LOL, had a good laugh.

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    lolololol

    i like the part wit da nukes
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  18. 12-16-2005, 17:40 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho
    I can't see a belt without punching below it.
    So that is what they call it nowadays
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