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    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
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    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    So I guess the sex was cancelled?

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    That'll teach a man to never date someone he hasn't ever seen first

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    I'm speechless Never thought something like that could happen.
    "The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
    -General George S. Patton

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    The both really liked each other, huh? It's just sad that she lied about the picture.

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    "That'll teach a man to never date someone he hasn't ever seen first"

    where's your sense of adventure?????



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    Lol thats so funny, talk about weird too.

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    just about sums it up. How unfortunate.
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

    -Wise words from John Prescott

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    Now I'm not so sure this really happened. Look at the stories next to it here.

    Inteligent potatoes?
    "The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
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    Damn...would have been funnier if it were real.
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

    -Wise words from John Prescott

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    TASTY EATS OR THREAT TO MANKIND?
    POTATOES DEVELOP INTELLIGENCE!




    Still, it's a good lesson about dating on the internet.

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