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    Ambiguous Member Byzantine Prince's Avatar
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    yeah, Santas!

    Santarchy is now upon us.

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    The rampage, dubbed "Santarchy," began early Saturday afternoon when the men, wearing ill-fitting Santa costumes, threw beer bottles and urinated on cars from an overpass, said Auckland Central Police spokesman Noreen Hegarty.
    Um, define "ill-fitting"?
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    Default Re: DRunken Santa attack (I'm also DrUnck)

    Is this a thread?

    Or a smiley flooding thread?


    Or a drinking thread?


    Edit: Cool, now I saw it was a link too... Sorry for posting the above stuff, but it was so much work making it so I don't want to remove it...

    In reply to topic: Hm, weird stuff... It might be the santas trying to take over the world!
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    I'm for drinking, myself. Bottoms up!
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    "They came in, said 'Merry Christmas' and then helped themselves," store owner Changa Manakynda said.
    Brilliant!
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    The X-mas skin makes it difficult to realize that this is not a spam thread, some actions should be made for general purpose.
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    Alex Dyer, a spokesman for the group, said Santarchy was a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas.
    so how come no more reports of this have been heard?
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    A group of 40 people dressed in Santa Claus outfits, many of them drunk, went on a rampage through Auckland, New Zealand's largest city, robbing stores, assaulting security guards and urinating from highway overpasses, police said Sunday.
    The remaining Santas entered another downtown convenience store and carried off beer and soft drinks.
    These guys have the right idea!

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    It's clear to me that if they couldn't say "merry christmas" they wouldn't have committed the crimes. Why should people be able to say "merry christmas" if it incites crime?



















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    I love it.

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    Alex Dyer, a spokesman for the group, said Santarchy was a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas.
    Who do they think they're kidding?
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