The most evil EB member

[Conqueror]

Reasoning: western politicians remove/never grow beards because it makes them look evil and unelectable.
Mouz keeps his beard, he obviously doesn't care about being seen as evil, why? because he is evil.

By that logic, politicians would be NON-Evil. Your logic is obviously flawed.

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

my reasoning is fine.

Politicians are evil but they want to be elected so they shave (I wrote that they did not want to be appear to be evil not that they aren't).

Good politicians shave too. But they are mythological.

Mouz does not care about being perceived as evil as he is not running for office.

Edited for clarity and typo

[C-F]

I voted 'other' since I don't know who is sitting on the pipe that releases the mod...btw me-unshaved

[ScionTheWorm]

unshaved... you non-(?) EVIL

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

you took the time to point out you were un-shaven...
...maybe you are really good but trying to look evil?

[The_Mark]

He's evil, and tries to conceal it by looking evil in a way that makes people think he's good.

[C-F]

off topic
In reply to #31 I just meant that I'm no politician...and I'm not running for office this usually means that I can say it as it is - not that it matters

end off topic

Now, keep on voting, maybe we'll find the 'nonrelease culprit'...

[Malrubius]

You non-EB-members have no idea! therother is the most evil EB member, by far!

1. He tortures kittens for fun (not to gain important information about their plot to take over the world).
   
2. He's a brutal taskmaster of a slavedriver, with an ever-ready whip.
   
3. He's the head of the secret EB Krypteia.
   
4. If you think khelvan's taunting of outsiders is bad, you should see the way therother taunts those of us inside the secret forum!

[QwertyMIDX]

It's true, therother baits me constantly, and he killed my entire family...even little Billy!

[Teleklos Archelaou]

If that's not enough, I heard therother also drives a Hummer, has a volcano of evil in his backyard, and even convinced Katie Holmes to become a Scientologist. No kidding.

edit: I didn't really say therother was the most evil EB member though. I think that honor might have to go to Qwerty. I have it on very good authority that he actually stole this little kid's fish:

[ScionTheWorm]

I thought I had seen that guy before, but I don't believe he went down the evil road

[Reverend Joe]

I thought I had seen that guy before, but I don't believe he went down the evil road

[Moros]

yay, somebody voted for me!!!

[QwertyMIDX]

If that's not enough, I heard therother also drives a Hummer, has a volcano of evil in his backyard, and even convinced Katie Holmes to become a Scientologist. No kidding.

edit: I didn't really say therother was the most evil EB member though. I think that honor might have to go to Qwerty. I have it on very good authority that he actually stole this little kid's fish:

That kid's may be the best expression I've ever seen. It was a damn fine fish too.

[Teleklos Archelaou]

That kid's may be the best expression I've ever seen. It was a damn fine fish too.

He has pages of farks devoted to him on soonerfans.com's fark board. I think he's most commonly referred to as the "bitch stole my fish" kid. There's even a bitchstolemyfish.com

[Sheep]

Who the hell voted for me? Ha.