Quote Originally Posted by master of the puppets
lol, iron pokers will do the job too

accused (but innocent): i did'nt do nuthin!!!
torturer: i don't believe you
metal poker: hissssssssssssssssssss
accused (but innocent): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuugh, i did'nt do it i swear.
torturer: wheres bin laden?
Accused (but innocent): i have no idea, i'm sikh, i hate muslims.
metal poker: hisssssssssssssssss
accused (but innocent): whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
torturer: did you suicide bomb anyone lately?
accused (but innocent): how would i be here if i did you dumbarse
metal poker: hissssssssssssssssssssssssss
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
accused (and newly found guilty): whaaaaa, ok i swear,al queda has links to france, i commited suicide with a car bomb, sabatoged the CIA, am really a woman, had an affair with bill clinton, i sabotaged peral harbor and and part of the fourth reich operating undergoung the north pole, now please let me gooooooo.
torturer: see, does'nt the truth feel better
Accused (and newly found guilty): no, so can i go?
torturer: well not exactly, we can't let news of our under-handed doings get into the public.
accused (and newly found guilty): but the public already knows, its all over the news
torturer: *gasp* you told the news
accused (and newly found guilty): wait, what no, oh god NOOOOOO
metal poker: HISSSSSSSS

hooray for torture.

Cattle prods are fun, are they not?