those crazy commies...

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 12-21-2005, 22:28

...
http://news.scotsman.com/internation...id=2434192005/

if it's true, that's hilarious!

**The_Doctor** · 12-21-2005, 22:34

Oh no, one escaped and is running America.

**Kralizec** · 12-22-2005, 00:40

...only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.

You only miss a barfing smilie when you really need it...

**Red Harvest** · 12-22-2005, 02:39

According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."

I'm not sure about the first half, but the second half could be achieved using the English as breeding stock.

(Sorry, all in jest, but that was too good of an opportunity to waste.)

Gotta wonder about the guy and his personal preferences. "I'm having trouble getting any action around here..."

**LeftEyeNine** · 12-22-2005, 02:59

Reminds me of Super Mutants in Fallout game.. I wonder when will the next freak come into power to start an X-Men era.. Taking genetics improvement into consideration, it's a chance that the maniacs missed by several decades.