From now on, I'm living in Pergamum!
Ah, yes, I forgot that in the funny jokes-thread. Lesbian refers to the island of Lesbos, not coincidentally the home of the poetess Sappho.
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Geez this comes up every month, maybe we need a sticky RTW Lesbians so theres only topic
When a fox kills your chickens, do you kill the pigs for seeing what happened? No you go out and hunt the fox.
Cry havoc and let slip the HOGS of war
Originally Posted by Agent Smith
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Great stuff. I'll make sure to conquer...er, relieve this city as Parthians. I am pretty sure that having Pergamum in my empire would increase happiness of my subjects.![]()
Hmm, perhaps I should read the funny jokes thread, can anyone point me to it?
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Here it is, https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=42953. It is closed for now, but will apparently be reopened later on.
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There are several; one was posted in the entrance hall a week ago and at least two are somewhere in the depths of the colloseum.Originally Posted by Revenant69
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Are you a girl??Originally Posted by Agent Smith
I sure as hell wouldnt like to live amongst all those lesbians![]()
well come on all those girls and not one ready for action![]()
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Don't give up hope that fast SaintBlackAdder, I'm sure they can be persuaded to let us join in the fun...
The more the merrier.
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What you sticky in the privacy of your own home is up to you.Originally Posted by oaty
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My keyboard's sticky.Originally Posted by Papewaio
Lol where is that? (map wise)
When Pergamum rebels, it usually rebels into the hands of Lesbian Rebels. Pergamum is on the western part of Asia Minor.
If you're gonna go on the stereotype of butch "dykes"...
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one time I was playing seclucids and i let peragamum rebel cause its public order was dropping.. and of course everyone there became lesbians (pun intended) so i retook it and enslaved... coincidedly every single settlement i owned got increased public order... hmm i wonder why![]()
Oh boy, That's an old one!
Aren't the from the isle lesbos!![]()
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