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    From now on, I'm living in Pergamum!

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    Ah, yes, I forgot that in the funny jokes-thread. Lesbian refers to the island of Lesbos, not coincidentally the home of the poetess Sappho.
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    Geez this comes up every month, maybe we need a sticky RTW Lesbians so theres only topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Smith
    From now on, I'm living in Pergamum!

    Great stuff. I'll make sure to conquer...er, relieve this city as Parthians. I am pretty sure that having Pergamum in my empire would increase happiness of my subjects.

    Hmm, perhaps I should read the funny jokes thread, can anyone point me to it?
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    Here it is, https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=42953. It is closed for now, but will apparently be reopened later on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Smith
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revenant69
    Hmm, perhaps I should read the funny jokes thread, can anyone point me to it?
    There are several; one was posted in the entrance hall a week ago and at least two are somewhere in the depths of the colloseum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Smith
    From now on, I'm living in Pergamum!
    Are you a girl??
    I sure as hell wouldnt like to live amongst all those lesbians
    well come on all those girls and not one ready for action
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    Don't give up hope that fast SaintBlackAdder, I'm sure they can be persuaded to let us join in the fun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by oaty
    Geez this comes up every month, maybe we need a sticky RTW Lesbians so theres only topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio
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    Lol where is that? (map wise)

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    When Pergamum rebels, it usually rebels into the hands of Lesbian Rebels. Pergamum is on the western part of Asia Minor.

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    Lesbian rebels...Thats so funny !

    If you think about it, in real life they would be really hard to fight...
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    If you're gonna go on the stereotype of butch "dykes"...

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    one time I was playing seclucids and i let peragamum rebel cause its public order was dropping.. and of course everyone there became lesbians (pun intended) so i retook it and enslaved... coincidedly every single settlement i owned got increased public order... hmm i wonder why

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    Oh boy, That's an old one!

    Aren't the from the isle lesbos!
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