??? The hell? “The poem has great literary value, but it goes against my conscience to teach something which I know to be false to children, who are impressionable,”
How about you just don't SAY anything about it, you dumb heck.

But wait, I'll have to agree with her. And by her logic, we can also tell children that the stories of where babies come from (storks, cabbage, whatever) are all lies, and give them sex ed at the age of 6! Brilliant

It was none of the woman's damn business and it infringes upon the parent's right to raise their children the way they see fit.