German language help please

[Husar]

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In the meantime you may take this excercise as an example and try making your own:

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German is easy to learn, all you have to do is string one word after another. For example:

One day the Hottentots (Hottentotter) arrested a murderer (Attentäter) accused of having murdered a Hottentot mother (Hottentottermutter), of a deaf and dumb child (Stottertrottel). The mother was called Hottentotterstottertrottelmutter and her murderer Hottentotterstottertrottelmutterattentäter.

The police caught him and put him in a kangaroo cage (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter), from which he escaped. But a Hottentot warrior caught him, shouting: I’ve caught the murderer (Attentäter)!

Who? asked the chief.

The Lattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentäter, replied the warrior. He’s the Hottentotterstottertrottelmutterattentäter!

Damn it! said the chief. Why didn’t you say in the first place that you’d captured the Hottentotterstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentäter?

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Lol Mouza, I like that.
Though it´s Hottentotten and not Hottentotter, but I take that as artistic freedom.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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It's not mine. Corrected.
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[Del Arroyo]

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It's not mine. Corrected.
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Alright Mouzapherre, it's time to straighten something out-- what the HELL is up with you and the Sexy Santette smilies??!? Do pray tell!!

DA

[LeftEyeNine]

Alright Mouzapherre, it's time to straighten something out-- what the HELL is up with you and the Sexy Santette smilies??!? Do pray tell!!

DA

In fact, I was concerned about it but was afraid to ask.. Yes, Mouza, you owe us a clear explanation..

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Hey, what's wrong at all with a Santana or a switched Santa?
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[LeftEyeNine]

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Hey, what's wrong at all with a Santana or a switched Santa?
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Santana has moustache and Santanette is gorgeous without any manly group of hair.. The explanation is not satisfactory after all

[Louis VI the Fat]

Total Sieg?

übersieg?

Zerquetscht?

Pwnd - pstz, pesitzt, pesessen?