Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
A huge towel
A bathrobe of incredible warmth
A package of razors
A Snickers bar
3 Kit Kats
A DVD collection called "Bent".
And a bottle of 15 year-old Glenfiddich, which is now 3/4 gone. My two friends at dinner helped me out.

But the kids were showered with toys, my woman got her new fancy snowshoes, and all is well.
Count yourself lucky, I had to borrow someone else's razor yesterday because my significant others judged my personal hygiene to be totally insignificant to them. Replace the Glen with Courvoisier, add an empty wallet and some newly-won friends and you can picture my Christmas. Oh, and no Kit Kats, but I discovered a forgotten stash of mini Milky Way bars in an old cupboard which I jealousy kept to myself and managed to guard succesfully against infantile intruders for a day.

Once it was discovered, of course, all resistance was futile and my mini bars were mercilessly assimilated...