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  1. 12-29-2005, 20:13 #1
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    Default The Ethics of renting a midget?

    http://www.rentamidget.com/

    These guys are for real if any of you live in California you can rent a midget for 100$ to preform shenanigans and tomfoolery!!!
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    I see no difference in this as to renting a clown for a kid's birthday. The price is a bit steep though, I wonder if they have 1/2 off days. You know, save a LITTLE because every LITTLE bit helps. Oh well, I'm a little SHORT on time, gotta head down the yellow brick road. Later, keep it on the down LOW...
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    You cant seriously leave all that in Devistating Dave lol....
    could be considered Kind of a lil hurtfull to some.

    as for the topic
    i dont see much of a problem with it though, there choice.
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    This is even more funny than that rent a German thread. I wonder if I could rent ah-dut.
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    This is even more funny than that rent a German thread. I wonder if I could rent ah-dut.
    what!?
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    I see no difference in this as to renting a clown for a kid's birthday. The price is a bit steep though, I wonder if they have 1/2 off days. You know, save a LITTLE because every LITTLE bit helps. Oh well, I'm a little SHORT on time, gotta head down the yellow brick road. Later, keep it on the down LOW...
    Ah...







    hahahahahahahaha
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4. I wonder if I can get rented as an angry midget, or as I prefer, an angry little person.
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    I'd rent a midget so long as he stayed in a little cage and I could poke him with a stick every now and then. A midget in a cage would make a great pub sign: Welcome to The Angry Dwarf! Warm beer and cold food served daily. Don't mind the lil fella swearing at you in the car park.

    Seriously, if they want to hire themselves out for entertainment purposes then fair play and good luck to them.
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff
    Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?
    I can make large amounts of beer disappear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff
    Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?
    Yeah he foams at the mouth and bites strangers when certain keywords are used "Clinton" etc...
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4. I wonder if I can get rented as an angry midget, or as I prefer, an angry little person.
    I'm taller than you!

    Wow. That's weird. You're so much more feirce than me too. Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    I'm taller than you!

    Wow. That's weird. You're so much more feirce than me too. Weird.
    Don't worry, I'm twice your age. By the time you're 31 you should be one very grumpy, maybe not as grumpy. When you're my hieght, you tend to get screwed with to a point that you become a true bastard!!! how tall are you, maybe we can calculate your feirceness in ratio to your hieght and age at 31.
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4.
    Oh baby!

    I can't believe you just gave up that little tidbit.

    Now I just have to think of a good way to use it...

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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Why would anyone want to rent a midget ?? Escort service I can understand, but a midget ???
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