The Ethics of renting a midget?

[Ja'chyra]

I see no difference in this as to renting a clown for a kid's birthday. The price is a bit steep though, I wonder if they have 1/2 off days. You know, save a LITTLE because every LITTLE bit helps. Oh well, I'm a little SHORT on time, gotta head down the yellow brick road. Later, keep it on the down LOW...

Ah...







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[Devastatin Dave]

I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4. I wonder if I can get rented as an angry midget, or as I prefer, an angry little person.

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?

[Slyspy]

I'd rent a midget so long as he stayed in a little cage and I could poke him with a stick every now and then. A midget in a cage would make a great pub sign: Welcome to The Angry Dwarf! Warm beer and cold food served daily. Don't mind the lil fella swearing at you in the car park.

Seriously, if they want to hire themselves out for entertainment purposes then fair play and good luck to them.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

It's fine if they are willing to do it. There may be good money in that, which they couldn't get elsewhere. With little midget families, you might need a lot of money to support your family...

I may rent a midget, just to chill though...

[Devastatin Dave]

Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?

I can make large amounts of beer disappear.

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

say we filled a tub with beer.
say we then submerged you in it.
could you then drink the displaced beer?

I'm offering you a chance to drink your own volume in beer, reckon you could?

I'll let you play with cards, top hats, rabbits and doves too.

[Major Robert Dump]

I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.

[Redleg]

I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.

Does that make you an 1/8th of a midget, or just a quarter of one.

[Strike For The South]

I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.

he could of made some seroius dough

[Idaho]

Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?

Yeah he foams at the mouth and bites strangers when certain keywords are used "Clinton" etc...

[Kaiser of Arabia]

I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4. I wonder if I can get rented as an angry midget, or as I prefer, an angry little person.

I'm taller than you!

Wow. That's weird. You're so much more feirce than me too. Weird.

[Devastatin Dave]

I'm taller than you!

Wow. That's weird. You're so much more feirce than me too. Weird.

Don't worry, I'm twice your age. By the time you're 31 you should be one very grumpy, maybe not as grumpy. When you're my hieght, you tend to get screwed with to a point that you become a true bastard!!! how tall are you, maybe we can calculate your feirceness in ratio to your hieght and age at 31.

[Mongoose]

I wonder, is there a market for midgets who have gigantism?

[Big_John]

shorter people are always the fiercer (e.g. napoleon). staring at other people's crotches all day plays with one's emotions.

[Devastatin Dave]

shorter people are always the fiercer (e.g. napoleon). staring at other people's crotches all day plays with one's emotions.

Actually that's one of the benefits of being vertically challenged.

[Goofball]

I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4.

Oh baby!

I can't believe you just gave up that little tidbit.

Now I just have to think of a good way to use it...

[bmolsson]

Why would anyone want to rent a midget ?? Escort service I can understand, but a midget ???

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Can you say "two-for-one" sale?

Or how about the person who wants an entourage for the evening but doesn't have space in the car for 5-6 vertically advantaged types?



Please remember that while our diminutive duo are available for escort work, any side contracts between yourself are NOT covered in the escort fee and are NOT the responsibility of myself as their self-apponted agent. Our service neither condones nor acknowledges any other activities.

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

I was told that I should team up with a midget.
I'd dress up as a clown and we'd be paid to go to parties and tell offensive jokes, fall about and generally be obnoxious and annoy people. Maybe even indulge in a little random intimidation.

P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.

[Scurvy]

P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.

I would some light entertainment is always welcome --> for a short time anyway, wouldnt want to stretch it...