Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?
Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?
Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?
Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?
I'd rent a midget so long as he stayed in a little cage and I could poke him with a stick every now and then. A midget in a cage would make a great pub sign: Welcome to The Angry Dwarf! Warm beer and cold food served daily. Don't mind the lil fella swearing at you in the car park.
Seriously, if they want to hire themselves out for entertainment purposes then fair play and good luck to them.
"Put 'em in blue coats, put 'em in red coats, the bastards will run all the same!"
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It's fine if they are willing to do it. There may be good money in that, which they couldn't get elsewhere. With little midget families, you might need a lot of money to support your family...
I may rent a midget, just to chill though...
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I can make large amounts of beer disappear.Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff
RIP Tosa
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say we filled a tub with beer.
say we then submerged you in it.
could you then drink the displaced beer?
I'm offering you a chance to drink your own volume in beer, reckon you could?
I'll let you play with cards, top hats, rabbits and doves too.
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I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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Does that make you an 1/8th of a midget, or just a quarter of one.
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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Or...1/16th...Does that make you an 1/8th of a midget, or just a quarter of one.
The math behind this is mind-boggling.
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This is an awesome idea, I'm going to whore myself off for money too!
With my 1.84 metres, I'll surely be the largest midget in the whole world!!!
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he could of made some seroius dough
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Unfortunately, I'm only 1/8th midget, which is not enough to entitle me to any of the midget money available in the Federal Midget Fund established as a reperation for midget discrimination. I can, however, shop at the midget commissary on the midget reservation but theres not much there I can use because all they sell are the little cans of vegetables, mini-candy bars and pants that are so small it hurts my testicles to wear them.
I hate my grandpa for not marrying a midget!
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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Perhaps you could gain citizenship to the midget country, like people who have 1/8 or 1/16th Jewish Blood can gain citizenship into Isreal...whats the name of that country again? I think it was the Shire!
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Yeah he foams at the mouth and bites strangers when certain keywords are used "Clinton" etc...
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