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  1. 12-30-2005, 06:12 #1
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.
    Does that make you an 1/8th of a midget, or just a quarter of one.
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    Does that make you an 1/8th of a midget, or just a quarter of one.
    Or...1/16th...

    The math behind this is mind-boggling.
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    This is an awesome idea, I'm going to whore myself off for money too!

    With my 1.84 metres, I'll surely be the largest midget in the whole world!!!
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Best topic title ever.

    Germaanse Strijder? I don't think you're a midget.
    "The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Geoffrey S
    Germaanse Strijder? I don't think you're a midget.
    im pretty sure if he chops of his legs he will be, can you be an artificial midget? ie. through injury or otherwise become a midget...

    also if i did "become" a midget would i be able to claim my federal midget fund money, and how much?
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