The Ethics of renting a midget?

**Strike For The South** · 12-30-2005, 06:16

Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.

he could of made some seroius dough

**Major Robert Dump** · 12-30-2005, 06:23

Unfortunately, I'm only 1/8th midget, which is not enough to entitle me to any of the midget money available in the Federal Midget Fund established as a reperation for midget discrimination. I can, however, shop at the midget commissary on the midget reservation but theres not much there I can use because all they sell are the little cans of vegetables, mini-candy bars and pants that are so small it hurts my testicles to wear them.

I hate my grandpa for not marrying a midget!

**Samurai Waki** · 12-30-2005, 09:03

Perhaps you could gain citizenship to the midget country, like people who have 1/8 or 1/16th Jewish Blood can gain citizenship into Isreal...whats the name of that country again? I think it was the Shire!

**Weebeast** · 12-30-2005, 09:08

Actually Hobbits aren't really considered as "midgets." The dwarves are the midget ones.

**Samurai Waki** · 12-30-2005, 10:40

Originally Posted by Weebeast

Actually Hobbits aren't really considered as "midgets." The dwarves are the midget ones.

Meh. A midget is a midget in my book, if he has a preference, he can cross the span of a fantasy book and live in Hyboria with the Cimmerians for all I care.

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 12-30-2005, 15:48

Weebeast:
aren't midgets just normally proportioned people who happen to be very small whereas dwarves have disproportionately shaped limbs that result in their short stature?
If so then surely hobbits would be more like midgets.

**Samurai Waki** · 12-30-2005, 22:45

Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff

Weebeast:
aren't midgets just normally proportioned people who happen to be very small whereas dwarves have disproportionately shaped limbs that result in their short stature?
If so then surely hobbits would be more like midgets.

To Weebeast: BURNED!