Oh baby!Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
I can't believe you just gave up that little tidbit.
Now I just have to think of a good way to use it...
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Oh baby!Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
I can't believe you just gave up that little tidbit.
Now I just have to think of a good way to use it...
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"What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"
- TSM
Why would anyone want to rent a midget ?? Escort service I can understand, but a midget ???![]()
Can you say "two-for-one" sale?
Or how about the person who wants an entourage for the evening but doesn't have space in the car for 5-6 vertically advantaged types?
Please remember that while our diminutive duo are available for escort work, any side contracts between yourself are NOT covered in the escort fee and are NOT the responsibility of myself as their self-apponted agent. Our service neither condones nor acknowledges any other activities.
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
I was told that I should team up with a midget.
I'd dress up as a clown and we'd be paid to go to parties and tell offensive jokes, fall about and generally be obnoxious and annoy people. Maybe even indulge in a little random intimidation.
P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.
I wouldOriginally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff
some light entertainment is always welcome --> for a short time anyway, wouldnt want to stretch it...
Last edited by Scurvy; 01-06-2006 at 16:16.
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