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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4.
    Oh baby!

    I can't believe you just gave up that little tidbit.

    Now I just have to think of a good way to use it...

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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Why would anyone want to rent a midget ?? Escort service I can understand, but a midget ???

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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Can you say "two-for-one" sale?

    Or how about the person who wants an entourage for the evening but doesn't have space in the car for 5-6 vertically advantaged types?



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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    I was told that I should team up with a midget.
    I'd dress up as a clown and we'd be paid to go to parties and tell offensive jokes, fall about and generally be obnoxious and annoy people. Maybe even indulge in a little random intimidation.

    P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.

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    Default Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff
    P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.
    I would some light entertainment is always welcome --> for a short time anyway, wouldnt want to stretch it...
    Last edited by Scurvy; 01-06-2006 at 16:16.

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