The Ethics of renting a midget?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Can you say "two-for-one" sale?

Or how about the person who wants an entourage for the evening but doesn't have space in the car for 5-6 vertically advantaged types?



Please remember that while our diminutive duo are available for escort work, any side contracts between yourself are NOT covered in the escort fee and are NOT the responsibility of myself as their self-apponted agent. Our service neither condones nor acknowledges any other activities.

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

I was told that I should team up with a midget.
I'd dress up as a clown and we'd be paid to go to parties and tell offensive jokes, fall about and generally be obnoxious and annoy people. Maybe even indulge in a little random intimidation.

P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.

[Scurvy]

P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.

I would some light entertainment is always welcome --> for a short time anyway, wouldnt want to stretch it...