Fighting the Gaesatae

**Dux Corvanus** · 01-22-2006, 20:06

Yikes!

**Jebus** · 01-22-2006, 23:23

So this means that it is your penis we keep seeing in the game, mirrored thousands of times?

There has to be a law against this kind of thing.

**PSYCHO V** · 01-23-2006, 00:58

Originally Posted by Jebus

So this means that it is your penis we keep seeing in the game, mirrored thousands of times?.

No, my arse... Vercingetrix's (Modding Godfather's) "bits"

Originally Posted by Jebus

There has to be a law against this kind of thing.

Probably. Neither of us are professional artists so necessity dictated that we needed subject matter. Verci is still having counselling... all that time modelling blokee bits wierded him out.

Ah..the lengths to which EB goes to get the best / most accurate product possible for the community! One for the team.

.... and I'd like to clarify at this juncture that at no point was the aforementioned subject matter shared in any form between us.

my2bob

**Dayve** · 01-23-2006, 01:37

Lies! You just did it as a way to get a picture of your behind on the computer screens of thousands of people!

And unbann me from the .com! I want to talk about the new TW game there...

**paullus** · 01-23-2006, 03:31

you know, i will say that the buns on the gaesatae are the most amusing part: when you finally route them and the ones killed routing end up face down, so you have a hundred round buttocks poking up in the air. Cracks me up (no pun intended...well, ok, it was intended).

**PSYCHO V** · 01-24-2006, 14:52

Originally Posted by paullus

you know, i will say that the buns on the gaesatae are the most amusing part: when you finally route them and the ones killed routing end up face down, so you have a hundred round buttocks poking up in the air. Cracks me up (no pun intended...well, ok, it was intended).

**Dux Corvanus** · 01-24-2006, 15:21

In fact, I offered my penis to pose as a model, but it didn't qualify: it is always ready for battle.

So they had to do with these recently cold-water showered guys... not threatening at all.

**toxicseagull** · 03-28-2006, 16:36

~edit~

**hsimoorb** · 03-31-2006, 18:19

I am just starting a war with the arveni. They've united gaul, and untill now I've ignored them. Now they have all kinds of stacks running around with plenty of gaesatae to go around. I am holding them just outside of massalia right now, it've very common for one unit of gaesatae to go though all 5 of my hastati, 4 of my pricipes, and still ave the juice to fight my triarri when I try to hold the on a bridge. Bloody gauls! Though I still would not say they're overpowered. It's a good challenge fighting them. Otherwise I'd be mopping up gaul right now. It's just nice that SOMEBODY in the world can manage to break my first line once in a while!

**orwell** · 04-16-2006, 03:59

Beyond the fact that I didn't install the patch on the battlefield so their always naked, I rather like them. I pinned a single unit down with 3 units of triarii, after a assualt by principe, a light snack, and they ate the triarii too. There may have been a small chance of winning but by the time they were each down to about 12 on normal settings a unit of something with javelins showed up. Its so nice to lose a well fought battle once in a while, only autoresolve could screw something up in RTR most of the time.