Quote Originally Posted by PSYCHO V
I was wondering when someone would bring this up.

For starters, the "artistic impression" in that depiction is very close to what we have done in EB. Just that our units have helmets and are not as loose / animated due to the game limitations. And whilst the Gaesatae are muscular and toned..they are a far cry from Arnold and the Conan. They are just big, well built, fit blokes.

Speaking of 'bringing up' ...

..I do know a few things about the physiology in this regard...the unit is kinda modelled on my own bod (and Vercingetrix's ...bits)
Quote Originally Posted by CorporateSlave
By the way, regarding the oversized scrotum - I find it quite startling. It makes me wonder if the design was intentional to show their aptitude for a good fight, or a social commentary on the personal life of the pink devils - what woman would want to date a crazed, drugged-out blood junkie?? Maybe that's why they are so ruthless in their wrath!



Yeah, right. Ok, I just had to start a new account with a gay joke. I mean, that's the norm, right?

*ahem*
About the crotch monsters of the far west, is the huge contigent of them in Ankyra intentional and if so why? What is so great about Ankyra that it's guarded by such powerful force, I mean 6 units of gaesatae along with a bunch of cannon fodder and leuce epos, ffs!?

The obvious answer would probably be that you can get access to Galatian AOR from the town. So, do you? And what government level do you need to recruit Kuarothoroi?