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    What sports do you do and what injuries have you had? Just bored so I made this thread...

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    I've pulled muscles and snapped ligaments when I used to play football (the real football).

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    I have kids arthritis. It's called tendonitis...

    I've been out of soccer for a month and a few days here and there...

    I take aleve every night and use a heating pad...

    I'm like a 70 year old 15 year old...

    BTW: It's from soccer...


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    I "caught" a baseball right between my middle and ring finger. (Tried to stop a ground ball with my non-glove hand. It got away and rolled off into the outfield.) Split my hand right open. Good for several stiches. Never even knew I was cut until I felt the blood in my hand.
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    Hm.... where should I start.... I play basketball, run track, and primarily play soccer.

    Broken Ankle, and countless turned ankles.
    This season twisted knee with an almost torn ACL and Meniscus.
    More bruised rips and bruised kidneys than I can count.
    Bruised Spinal Collum
    Concussion
    Broken toes
    Broke the top of my foot, on both feet
    Damaged nerve in hand
    Cracked thumb
    and tore a tendon in my shoulder

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    Defence? Me too man...Marking back for me...

    You play high school soccer? I'm a freshman on varsity! Hellz yeah!


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    I took a football to the face in PE a couple of times. Got some bruises.

    About the extent of any sporting injuries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
    Defence? Me too man...Marking back for me...

    You play high school soccer? I'm a freshman on varsity! Hellz yeah!
    I've served 3 years on the varsity line, only one more left till its all said and done. Defence is the only position to play, nothing else quite like it. Almost feels like hand to hand combat sometimes.
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    Playing sports lowers your IQ so I stay away from all of them. Unless you count video games as a sport.
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    Played soccer for about 8 years but the only injury I remember was when I got kicked in the finger playing keeper.

    Fractured my arm playing basketball.

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    Broken ribs
    Torn up ankle
    Broken fingers
    Brusies cuts bumps
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    twisted and ankle pretty badly playing football(the real one) once...that´s about it.
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    Tendonitis on my left knee from something or other

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    I "caught" a baseball right between my middle and ring finger. (Tried to stop a ground ball with my non-glove hand. It got away and rolled off into the outfield.) Split my hand right open. Good for several stiches. Never even knew I was cut until I felt the blood in my hand.
    No brain no pain

    Anyways a baseball to the sac
    Football helmet to the knee
    And a soccerball to my eye wich ruptured my iris.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oaty
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    Play front-row rugby, still yet to get anything more than a large bruise. Although, the tip of one of my fingers is slightly wonky from a bad attempt at a tackle...
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    I've pulled a few muscles and things like that although the worst is Why I can't really play rugby anymore. I don't really know how but I have hurt my knee quite badly. I can't really run more than 50 metres befiore I get a crippling pain in my knee, damn ligaments although it is improving buit not really fast enough.

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    Fractured / broke my pelvis playing rugby.

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    2 pulled groin muscles (at one time)
    Concussion
    (American football)
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    I play rugby, but have managed come away relatively unscathed. The worst injuries I've had are probably once where I dislocated my thumb and the tendon got caught in the joint (not painful, but took a while to fix), and once, after I got tackled, my leg seized up and I was unable to move it for hours whilst I was in excruciating pain.

    Aside from that I've had the usual bumps and bruises, some of which have looked fairly horrid (getting a black eye from being stamped in the face, and a GIGANTIC split lip to name but two), but none of which have actually been terribly bad.

    I used to play in the second row though, so now, because of that, I have long-term back problems, which is a bit of a bummer, but it doesn't stop me playing.

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    Lots of football (real football, "soccer") related injuries, such as torn ligaments, pulled muscles, a broken leg from a slide tackle...

    A few rugby related injuries (broke my arm when I was 7)

    and a cricket related injury (a bat smacked me in the face and knocked out three of my front teeth when I was 8)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiji
    2 pulled groin muscles (at one time)
    Concussion
    (American football)
    You're lucky those two NFL guys didn't kill you for it. You got off easy with just a concussion.
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    I kicked a football, missed it, lost my balance and landed heavy on my back. The ribs at my chest got a heavy pull, so I got what I might call a rib strain.
    Had to stay calm for a couple of weeks.

    That`s about it..
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    Nothing too serious, except for that time when someone dived on top of me during relays (swimming), that screwed my back and arms. Plenty of bruises while playing football for fun, of course.
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    I blew out my knee playing soccer 8 years ago. The whole joint is pretty unstable, I kept tweaking it, so I always wear a brace when I play now. I've probably broken toes playing, but there really isn't anything you can do about that. Almost rolled an ankle last week playing, still hurts a little, but it should be good for my next game.
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    Broke my wrist when I fell whilst cycling; my wrist hit the edge of a concrete plate which was part of the road: tipped a bit of the top of the bone off. Surgerey left me with a very nice scar and a screw in my wrist, but I thank the mother of a friend (who happens to be a physiotherapist) for making me exercise my hand, so now I can use it just as well as before the accident.

    Apart from that, I've never suffered much, far too lazy for that.
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    I hyper-extended my knee (when the knee bends he opposite way it should, ouch.) while playing football.
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    That stinks man. Hope you have/had a speedy and full recovery

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    Plenty of Blood Noses ... Football (Soccer)
    Dead Arm (total loss of feeling and could not move my arm at all for over ten minutes... kept playing too)... Rugby Union.
    Chipped Teeth ... Rugby Union/League/Soccer
    Concusion... Rugby Union/League
    Heavily Bruised shins... Field Hockey
    Popped both hip joints ... American Football
    Broken Collar bone in two places... American Football
    Skin grazed off to the flesh... Cycling and Rollar blading
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    dislocated knee cap sliding into third (improperly)

    badly bruised ribs from american football; was a running back freshman year in a particularly bad game, and there are some really, really big farm kids from other areas of the state...

    sprained ankle from a nasty fall i had when fooling around on some steep moguls

    3rd degree burn along my leg from a dirtbike exhaust pipe, after tipping around a corner. i had to have the top layer of skin scraped off whenever it started to grow so that the skin would grow bottom-up, most pain i've ever been in, but virtually no scar.

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