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    The Orgs Prophet of RATM Member IrishMike's Avatar
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    Hm.... where should I start.... I play basketball, run track, and primarily play soccer.

    Broken Ankle, and countless turned ankles.
    This season twisted knee with an almost torn ACL and Meniscus.
    More bruised rips and bruised kidneys than I can count.
    Bruised Spinal Collum
    Concussion
    Broken toes
    Broke the top of my foot, on both feet
    Damaged nerve in hand
    Cracked thumb
    and tore a tendon in my shoulder

    Defense is a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
    When ignorance reigns life is lost.

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    Defence? Me too man...Marking back for me...

    You play high school soccer? I'm a freshman on varsity! Hellz yeah!


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    I took a football to the face in PE a couple of times. Got some bruises.

    About the extent of any sporting injuries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
    Defence? Me too man...Marking back for me...

    You play high school soccer? I'm a freshman on varsity! Hellz yeah!
    I've served 3 years on the varsity line, only one more left till its all said and done. Defence is the only position to play, nothing else quite like it. Almost feels like hand to hand combat sometimes.
    When ignorance reigns life is lost.

    War is norm, Fight the War, Screw the norm!

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    Playing sports lowers your IQ so I stay away from all of them. Unless you count video games as a sport.
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    Played soccer for about 8 years but the only injury I remember was when I got kicked in the finger playing keeper.

    Fractured my arm playing basketball.

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    Broken ribs
    Torn up ankle
    Broken fingers
    Brusies cuts bumps
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    twisted and ankle pretty badly playing football(the real one) once...that´s about it.
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