Who Names Their Son Cindy?

[Papewaio]

If I was reincarnated as a dolphin... all day swimming, eating seafood and having so much sex it makes Hugh Heffner look celibate... I would slap my trainer so hard for this idea.

(Dolphins have 'raped' humans in the past btw).

[Somebody Else]

I remember once reading a very very disturbing passage on what people can 'do' with dolphins.

It makes me shudder to think of it.

[Divinus Arma]

I remember once reading a very very disturbing passage on what people can 'do' with dolphins.

It makes me shudder to think of it.

What?

[Somebody Else]

What the..!?!?

[Zalmoxis]

Triple post by now.

[Sartaq]

I wonder if they will be the first human/dolphin couple to get a divorce too?

[Gregoshi]

I wonder if they will be the first human/dolphin couple to get a divorce too?

Most probable reason for divorce: he Flipper.

As a public (dis)service, we provide the following explanation for the pun-impared:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"He flip her", as in "flip over", i.e., assault..."Flipper" is the 60's TV show dolphin and a common name for dolphins. Hehehe - get it? Eh, nevermind. You are sorry you clicked on the "show" button, aren't you?

[Sartaq]

As a public (dis)service, we provide the following explanation for the pun-impared:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"He flip her", as in "flip over", i.e., assault..."Flipper" is the 60's TV show dolphin and a common name for dolphins. Hehehe - get it? Eh, nevermind. You are sorry you clicked on the "show" button, aren't you?

[Gregoshi]

That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.