Who Names Their Son Cindy?

**Major Robert Dump** · 01-06-2006, 05:22

Dolphins do get that extra oraphice.....

**Gregoshi** · 01-06-2006, 06:21

MRD, do you perchance mean Orcaphice?

**Ja'chyra** · 01-06-2006, 09:35

Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

Dolphins do get that extra oraphice.....

**Quietus** · 01-06-2006, 09:59

Someone's not following her master's orders....

**The_Doctor** · 01-07-2006, 01:17

The title is a bit odd. The dolphins did not name their son.

The real question is:
"Who names a male dolphin Cindy and lets it marry a human?"

**nokhor** · 01-07-2006, 01:48

reminds me of another wierd love story i heard of a while back. a woman was in love with a miniature guillotine. she wasn't in love with the spirit of her dead husband who happend to be trapped in the miniature guillotine, nor was she connected to it in a past life or anything like that. nope, she realized that the miniature guillotine was a constructed thing, but the moment she came across it, she instantly knew it was her soulmate and she knew it felt the same way too.

**Alexander the Pretty Good** · 01-07-2006, 01:56

**Divinus Arma** · 01-07-2006, 06:26

And here I thought it was actually about a person named Cindy.

You see, I have this running joke with my wife about our future kids. Keep in mind I am a terrible person and this will likely end up in a terrible ironic twist that bites me in the arse:

If we have a son, and he is retarded, his name will be "Downey".

If we have a daughter, who is retarded, we shall name her "Cindy" or perhaps "Syndy".

Get it? Har har har. I'm such a dick.