Squrriel Poo is A Berry and so is a Banna
Squrriel Poo is A Berry and so is a Banna
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I am SO glad you're back.
Say have you tried EB?![]()
Last edited by Reenk Roink; 01-29-2006 at 16:22.
i cant....i got BI now.....
heres another:
Armeica was NOT named after armeico vesougi it named after richard acmeric (he was welsh)
The only two London Underground stations with all five vowels in their names are South Ealing and Mansion House.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Swindon Town is the only English (British also?) football club not to include any of the letters contained in "mackerel".
Nobody on this planet (the universe also?) can misspell America, Amerigo or Amerik in as many different ways as an unnamed Organ.
America was not named after 'A mackerel'.![]()
'Louis VI the Fat' is an anagram for 'I vote: USA filth'.
Heh, it really is. Here's a place to try out your (yes you, dear reader) name:
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced.html
Art "Foxy" Irwin, a Canadian, invented the infielder's baseball glove in 1883.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
Nick Mason was a Brummie...
I almost died when i found that out.
p.s. To all those who are ignorant of who Nick Mason or what a Brummie is...
Nick Mason - Pink floyds drummer
Brummie - Inhabitant of Birmingham
Last edited by Ianofsmeg16; 01-30-2006 at 21:11.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
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No that was not it. The astronaut had a shadow but the flag didn't if I remember properly.Originally Posted by The Stranger
Last edited by Moros; 01-31-2006 at 20:48.
You're right. I never knew that.Originally Posted by Abokasee
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"I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
"I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey
Ear crust is an anagram of Craterus.
Old West Action is an anagram of Clint Eastwood
Sasaki Kojiro is an anagram for: jai oar kiss okOriginally Posted by KukriKhan
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Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more
In Minnesota, it is illegal to cross state lines with duck on your head.
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In Los Angeles, it is unlawful to hunt for moths under a street light.
In Pennsylvania, it is illegal for a man to purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an aircraft or another flying vehicle. It is also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving aircraft.
In Nebraska, a parent can be arrested if his or her child can't hold a back a burp during a church service. .
In Idaho, a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weights more than 50 lbs.
In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
In Huntington West Virginia, it's legal to beat your wife so long as it's done in public on a Sunday-and on the courthouse steps.
In Ohio, women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to walk down a street in Maine with your shoelaces untied
While in Alabama it is illegal to wear a false moustache which causes laughter in church
By law, everybody in Vermont must take at least one bath a week.
Last edited by Gawain of Orkeny; 02-04-2006 at 09:54.
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In Singapore, the penalty for kidnapping is either life sentence or the death penalty.
My name is Asinius Commodus, son of the Eagle.
__________________
Fellow of the Seven Legendary Writers (but got kicked out)
KoW: Erm, LLB, Asinus means 'ass' in Latin
LLB: Really? All the better for a story of how an ass became a great leader is alwasy a bestseller.
Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden) is a pilot for a charter airline.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
This is something you didnt know? Its the same here and I would venture many other nations. Come on you can do better than this surely?In Singapore, the penalty for kidnapping is either life sentence or the death penalty.
Heres a few more little known laws
No store in Providence, Rhode Island, is allow to sell a toothbrush on Sunday. But they can sell toothpaste and mouthwash on the Sabbath.
In Atlanta Georgia, it is forbidden to dress a mannequin without first pulling down the window blinds. It is also illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
In Washington state, all lollipops are banned.
In Kansas, it is against the law to catch fish with your bare hands.
In Milwaukee, residents must keep pet elephants on a leash while walking them on public streets.
In Atwoodville, Connecticut, it is illegal to play Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
In Muncie Indiana, it is illegal to carry fishing tackle in a cemetery.
In New York, a fine of $25 may still be levied for flirting. This old law prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking at a woman in that way. A second conviction for this offense requires the offender to wear a pair of racehorse blinders whenever he goes out.
A law in Kirkland, Illinois, forbids bees from flying over the town.
In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.
It is illegal to gargle in public in Louisiana.
In Iowa, it is illegal for a kiss to last more than five minutes.
It is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.
In Massachusetts, mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
An unmarried woman may not parachute on Sunday in Florida.
And finally, don't forget that you can be fined up to $500 in Chico California for detonating a nuclear device within the city limits!
Last edited by Gawain of Orkeny; 02-04-2006 at 18:17.
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Wow, I've been disobeying the law without knowing it. Take that man, I shall lead a revolt against you for trying to force me to take a bath instead of a shower!!!Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
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Hannover is a part of the Vermont NEA Scholar's Bowl league and (iirc) the New Hampshire one, despite being in New Hampshire and not Vermont. They have several teams and stomped us fairly badly at the beginning of the year....![]()
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
When you start looking into the texts that rule you, you start to be amazed.Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
Seriously there's a certain limit to ridiculous in law.
Are you sure this is veridic Gawain? -Or did I fall in your trap?In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Last edited by Soulforged; 02-05-2006 at 02:22.
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No. Everything I posted is true.Are you sure this is veridic Gawain? -
Quote:
In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Or did I fall in your trap?
North Dakota Laws
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback,provided you are in a covered wagon
Last edited by Gawain of Orkeny; 02-05-2006 at 17:27.
Fighting for Truth , Justice and the American way
Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
Got a link? Not that I'm that inquisitive but I want to see it for myself, how the text is written.
Born On The Flames
Originally Posted by Soulforged
Then I would give away my source for all these wonderful laws. Ill give you a big hint though. And this works for almost anything your inquisitive about. Just go to google and type in the quote you wish to inquire about.Got a link?
Fighting for Truth , Justice and the American way
i repeatedly turn down no-strings-attached sex from professioanl models on a regular basis.
betcha didnt know that. i do have a regular g/f, and i prefer to remain honest.
Soly I praise your modesty.And your loyalty.
How do you do it?
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Being sarcastic Gawain? Okay friend I'll try it, thanks.Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
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