EB can give you the 6-pack you always dreamed of!

[Proper Gander]

that's right! it can!
but only if your PC is slooooooooooow.

simply lay out a mat beside the PC, and as EB starts up, you do sit ups until the menu is loaded. THEN repeat as the game is loading the campaign. repeat as often as needed. do this after every battle, or during AI turns.

if you're worn out, do some push ups to train the biceps.


this should make the EB fans the fittest gamers around!

[Mad Guitar Murphy]

yes, yes It all makes sense now... EB is an elaborate way to create Supersoldiers to take over the world.