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    Finally found the whole article from the AP:

    I Now Pronounce You Dolphin and Wife
    JERUSALEM (AP) — Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

    In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

    Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.
    "It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

    Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.
    When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenose, 35-year-old object of her affection.

    "It's not a bad thing. It’s just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

    While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman." She's hardly the jealous type, though.

    "He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

    I guess I won't make any sheep jokes since this is more for humor than agitation. The trainer also "talked it over" with the dolphin and he agreed to it.
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    We in The Frontroom pride ourselves on inter-species love.

    I myself have a human girlfriend and there's not a chance in hell she's any less alien than that water shlopper.
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    Marrying other humans is like, sooooo last year.
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    Cute

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    Dolphin loving chicks are hot!
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    Especially 41 year old British ones.
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    If I was reincarnated as a dolphin... all day swimming, eating seafood and having so much sex it makes Hugh Heffner look celibate... I would slap my trainer so hard for this idea.

    (Dolphins have 'raped' humans in the past btw).
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    I remember once reading a very very disturbing passage on what people can 'do' with dolphins.

    It makes me shudder to think of it.
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    What the..!?!?
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    Triple post by now.
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    I wonder if they will be the first human/dolphin couple to get a divorce too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sartaq
    I wonder if they will be the first human/dolphin couple to get a divorce too?
    Most probable reason for divorce: he Flipper.

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    "He flip her", as in "flip over", i.e., assault..."Flipper" is the 60's TV show dolphin and a common name for dolphins. Hehehe - get it? Eh, nevermind. You are sorry you clicked on the "show" button, aren't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    As a public (dis)service, we provide the following explanation for the pun-impared:
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    "He flip her", as in "flip over", i.e., assault..."Flipper" is the 60's TV show dolphin and a common name for dolphins. Hehehe - get it? Eh, nevermind. You are sorry you clicked on the "show" button, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sartaq
    That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
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    Dolphins do get that extra oraphice.....
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    MRD, do you perchance mean Orcaphice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
    Dolphins do get that extra oraphice.....

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    Someone's not following her master's orders....

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    The title is a bit odd. The dolphins did not name their son.

    The real question is:
    "Who names a male dolphin Cindy and lets it marry a human?"

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    reminds me of another wierd love story i heard of a while back. a woman was in love with a miniature guillotine. she wasn't in love with the spirit of her dead husband who happend to be trapped in the miniature guillotine, nor was she connected to it in a past life or anything like that. nope, she realized that the miniature guillotine was a constructed thing, but the moment she came across it, she instantly knew it was her soulmate and she knew it felt the same way too.
    indeed

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    And here I thought it was actually about a person named Cindy.


    You see, I have this running joke with my wife about our future kids. Keep in mind I am a terrible person and this will likely end up in a terrible ironic twist that bites me in the arse:

    If we have a son, and he is retarded, his name will be "Downey".

    If we have a daughter, who is retarded, we shall name her "Cindy" or perhaps "Syndy".



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    Quote Originally Posted by Somebody Else
    I remember once reading a very very disturbing passage on what people can 'do' with dolphins.

    It makes me shudder to think of it.
    What?
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    first it was same-sex

    now it's inter-species


    what is this planet coming too?



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