So... is it a story 'bout a girl that you knew?
She didn't like your songs, and that made you feel blue-
She said a big band is far better than you...

She don't rock and roll- she don't like it-
She don't do the the stroll, well, she don't do it right...
Well, everything's wrong, and my patience is gone
When I woke one morning and remembered this song...


If anyone recognises this song (or the first part of one, anyay), I will worship them as the god of music.