Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
Oh, I forgot one... Does being a Canadian make you a Goofball!?!?!?
Definitely not. Becoming a Goofball is a case of nurture over nature. It's a combination of early exposure to men skating around the ice at breakneck speeds in garters and stockings, at age 9 accidentally seeing your best friend's older sister undressing, and once while in the army after a two week field exercise having your pubic hair become so matted that a large portion of it got torn out when you finally had the opportunity to take off your underwear.

The above combination of experiences produces an individual who supports gay marriage, harbors a very strong fetish for women's underwear, and has a penchant for scrotum shaving. In short: he is a Goofball.