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    its commonly known that by reading the bible codes, people have discovered 'the end' in 2006.

    They said it predicted 9/11, moon landing, hiroshima and the holocaust, not to mention JFK and WW2....

    well, it also predicts 'the end' of the world this year...

    BUT an australian scientest got the lyrics to a vanilla ice song and made the very same predictions about these things, just by hoping to find them...

    i think its a load of crap but i want to see how many of you believe..

    So, what do you think.

    Should we start running to switzerland to escape nuclear war, or are there lots of sad people around with too much time on their hands...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lentonius
    Should we start running to switzerland to escape nuclear war, or are there lots of sad people around with too much time on their hands...
    The latter.
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    Rapent, rapent!


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    Under construction...

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    the bible codes, are in my mind, ridiculous
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    There are idiots claiming this every year. http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htm


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    I thought it wasn't due 'til '08?
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    I believe the date the world ends is in 2012 according to the bible codes and mayan calender.
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    I don't think any set "date" can be "predicted" for the end of the world when the concept of dates and time and calendars and years is a man-made creation. Infinity knows no time.

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    By the way what is "the end of the world"? The entire globe exploding? All materia the earth consists of being converted into energy? Or all humans dying? Or all the followers of the religion predicting it dying? Or the religion that predicts it dying but not it's followers? Or the day much of civilization ends due to some resource-or-similar crisis? Or the day we run out of beer?
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    apparantly there will be a nuclear war

    but lets face it, people scaremonger every year about how were gonna die.
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    if predict every year is the end of the world, you might get it right eventually. They gotta cover their ass incase this turns out to be "the year"

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    The Portents say when Former President Ronald Reagen Rises from the ashes to eat the brains of all of his kin will become the day humanity will be put asunder.




    His work has already begun...

    Only with the sacred ritual of summoning The Incredible Jesus can Humanity be saved.

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    lol

    but he wouldnt get enough brains from bush to cover a small water buscuit
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    i´m sorry but I´ve got plans......so dying this year is completelly impossible for me....I just can´t fit it in the calendar.....

    can we re-schedual this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi
    The Portents say when Former President Ronald Reagen Rises from the ashes to eat the brains of all of his kin will become the day humanity will be put asunder.
    That is indeed looking like a quite ominous sign!
    Zombie Reagan can not be good portent.

    I also hear next Total War game may bring about Apocalypse due to small issue/bug/flaw/inaccuracy.

    The End is always nigh.
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    Dying is so not pro-life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
    By the way what is "the end of the world"? Or the day we run out of beer?
    Clearly, this is the answer.
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    They said it predicted 9/11, moon landing, hiroshima and the holocaust, not to mention JFK and WW2
    Yeah, the Bible code people predicted 9/11 on the 12th of September 2001.
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    I thought similar codes were found in Moby Dick?

    I might start searching for codes in the Lord of the Rings soon. I have this gut feeling Tolkien knows when the end of the world is coming. Wanna join me in the project?

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    I thought it was proved that you can make codes out of any piece of literature if it is long enough and you are prepared to be fuzzy with definitions... as per the bible code.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sartaq
    if predict every year is the end of the world, you might get it right eventually. They gotta cover their ass incase this turns out to be "the year"


    we actually don't know what it is going to be

    but since it's the end of MANY MANY MANY versions of calenders I would say 2012


    and there has never been a real threat to earth from space

    but from 2012 onward we have a heckload of rocks headed toward us



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    i had no idea that they were so inaccurate in the bible code, never thought much of it but...well hypotheticly lets say i got a letter written to me from o, lets say, satan. saying something along the lines of, "the end of days is upon the mortals, gather yourself and mount your steed o trusty horseman, the four horsemans day has come, ready yourself for the end of days" should i trash it? or do i need to send it back, all i know is that a skeletal horse keeps runnin circles round my house...uh hypotheticly.
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    Let's see, they've found codes in the Bible, Moby Dick and a Vanilla Ice song.

    So only works of fiction then?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lentonius
    It's commonly known that by reading the bible codes, people have discovered 'the end' in 2006.
    Again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiji
    I believe the date the world ends is in 2012 according to the bible codes and mayan calender.
    2012? Oh for goodness sake, the year the Isle of Man is finally going to qualify for an International football (soccer) event and the ****** world ends

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    Quote Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16
    2012? Oh for goodness sake, the year the Isle of Man is finally going to qualify for an International football (soccer) event and the ****** world ends

    At least i can look on the bright side - if the world does end in 2012, Britain will have the honour of holding the last ever Olympic games!
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    Depends when this fabled Apocalypse is going to come, I bet It'll be after the Olympics, just before the European Championships
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