Mike Batt's Remember You're A Womble was and remains the pinacle of musical achievement by which all subsequent pieces have been tried and failed.

Ralph Nader is the personification of time and money wasting.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Sausage chopped up by someone else always tastes best.

If a tree falls over in a forest and no-one is around it still does make a sound.

There were no weapons of mass destruction.

The best things in life are the things you can't have.

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet - unless you called it a stench flower or a crap weed.